Thursday, 24 July 2014

Chapter 40 | Dear God | The one with sadistic tendencies

29/07/2004

Dear God

Guess what?

Appa Sumayya has decided she’s NOT coming back to teach (and that to, without even giving us a heads-up)!!!!

That means our whole time table needs to be reassessed considering she took us for most of our subjects.

On a positive note her wedding went off quite well. I was a whole bundle of flour combined with eggs the night before, but it was thorough fun. I mean, how often do you get to crack an egg on your Appa?

I wore a black and silver dress to the wedding and (wait for it) heels. Don’t ask, I’m still wondering as to whether I was temporarily possessed by a rather feminine Jinn. The wedding set-up was elegantly simple. 
I was upset Za’ couldn’t make it. She was still grounded and even though her dad agreed to let her come, her mum wouldn’t hear of it. In my case it’s the absolute opposite in terms of permissiveness.

I got my hair straightened for the first time with an iron. No, not a hair iron an actual clothing iron. Now before you fall off your throne in laughter, let me allow you a moment to picture this scenario.

Me, with my body dangling from the edges of an unsteady ironing board, my cousin Tasneem and our Lebanese neighbour Samiha pressing the iron onto my hair with all their might as if maliciously wishing my curls away and me beckoning my head (and hair) forward with a pull that could toss an anchored ship to its destruction. It made for a rather embarrassing moment when Saadiya (a 4th year student and my lift for the night) walked in on us.

I didn’t even attempt explaining myself. What was I to say: ‘Oh uh I like this sort of torture treatment where someone presses an iron to my hair and rips it out strand by strand.’ Chilled.

Love: The one with sadistic tendencies


Ta

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